The Latest News from MTC
January 11, 2012: Hey Look, Something Shiny
Spaz Jetter? Millie 7? What the hell are those? Because I've been directing my energy at something else that won't get beyond pretty pictures before I lose interest again: Tsamua Saga. Aw yeah.
It's more or less an amalgamation of all the stupid concepts I've been talking about here. You play as a Slayer (Millie gameplay) or a Gunner (Spaz gameplay) on your quest to kill lots of things and get lots of money. It promises to be super complicated and no Flash portal goer in their right mind would play it past the title screen. Fuck everybody.
November 25, 2011: Millie Megavolte 7 in the Works
Millie Megavolte 7: Neckbeard's Curse is currently in the works instead of that Spuz Jackson Z game or whatever. This newest installment is taking it back to 2007 with a short and sweet campaign of only three stages and a boss fight, just like the good ol' days. The evil creepomancer Neckbeard visits Terna to abduct its women and in the process puts a curse on Millie to slow her down.
As far as gameplay goes, Pulse has been done away with. You can tap the attack button to do some quick strikes or hold the button and release to unleash powerful attacks. That's about it.
I guess we'll know soon enough if Millie and the Frost Mage was only popular because of Millie's oversized bazongas:
November 25, 2011: AS3 and Keycodes
I've done a huge favor for humanity today by making a function that returns plain-English identifiers for keycodes in Actionscript 3. I'm not talking that "just A through Z" bullshit, I'm talking up arrows, tabs, function keys, all that crap. So without further ado, click this link and praise Jesus for what I have bestowed upon you.
October 2, 2011: Super Fun Time Development Week
I have this week off of school thanks to Fall Break so I'll be getting a bunch done on Spaz Jetter X. Maybe I'll even get something playable. I'll post some updates here later if I feel like it.
July 19, 2011: Facebook and Spaz Jetter X
I realize I'm way too late to a dying party, but here's MTC on Facebook. Like it if you must:
As for the other thing up in the title there, yes, the next game to squish out from
between my buttcheeks will be Spaz Jetter X, a sequel to the first game. The important stuff:
-You can play as one of eight characters, six of them fairly new. One of them is a black guy
-You can shoot in eight directions too instead of that side to side crap. Hell, maybe I should call this Spaz Jetter 8! No? Alright.
-Each character is unique in that they each have their own combination of some abilities
-Shots can be charged and stuff
-The engine is being redone in AS3 (up from poopy AS2) which means lots of stupid stuff like particle effects and other processor-hogging things
-It has a redhead with big boobs in it so you should totally play it
-Your performance in each level is graded so go for the gold or go home and cry into your love pillow
boners
April 7, 2011: Turbo's Gel Blast
Here's a new little puzzler mini-game from MTC. In this game based on a classic, you must match gels together and create chain reactions for tons of points.
April 3, 2011: Comics Are Back
Today I decided I should give the ladies of the world a rest from my giant schlong and be productive instead of reproductive. Revisit your old favorites like WoW Comics, Goatee Kevin, and No Punchlines. Hell, there might even be some new ones to look forward to. Sometime.
March 28, 2011: Spaz Jetter and Turbo's Gel Blast
Spaz Jetter has been out for a while but it hasn't gotten much love on sites like Newgrounds and Kongregate. Click on the link up there to play it at Newgrounds.
Speaking of Newgrounds, here's some new info on the next game from MTC:
Coming soon from MTC: Turbo's Gel Blast
In this quirky puzzle game based on a classic, gels fall from the sky and you must match them with their same-colored friends to make them disappear. It's like a fun version of racism! Match four or more of the same color and they'll disappear, making all the gels above them fall down. Make ingenious "plans" and score tons of points from the resulting combos!
To be determined if this will be in the Hooked Media network. If so, you can challenge all your wussy friends to beat your god-like scores and mock their incompetence when they undoubtedly fail. After all, you're the champ.
