Reason one: Violent Acres runs a blog. Blogs are inherently stupid; I think we can all agree on that. Violent Acres takes it to a whole new level by contemplating such mindbending questions as: can one masturbate with a vibrating razor? Obviously she never heard of the woman who tried that before:

Her remains.

Reason two: Violent Acres is a woman. Hey Violent Acres, here's a friendly tip:

I'm sure your husband would agree.

Reason three: She thinks she's better than me. Check out this e-mail I got from her the other day:

Hey Myroid,
I just wanted to you to know that you suck and I rule at everything, especially drawing. That's why I hired you to do that one comic because if I did it, everyone would be so amazed that everyone would want to fellate me even more. Wait, that's a good thing! God damn you!

-Violent Acres

P.S.: I'm better than you.

Needless to say, I was furious. After all, my contact page says everyone loves me:

Now, why would a picture I drew lie to me? I think my comics are above lying to their creator.

Reason four: Violent Acres is a man. I know I'm completely contradicting myself here, but hear me out.

When Violent Acres had me make his comic, he arranged a meeting at a local bar. I went there with my camera and was shocked:

Ewww.

That's right. The person who I thought was a bitchy housewife was actually a creepy old man. VA later suggested that we go to the Ramrod for some "fun", but I had to decline.

But it didn't end there.

VA went mad. I would too if I was rejected by me. He summoned all his creepy old guy powers and took me out to his old guy car and made old guy love to my virgin b-hole. It was awful.

Also, I later found out that "VA" can be an acronym for "Visual Aid". Coincidence? I think not.

Reason five: VA picks on mommybloggers. Not because it's mean, but because of this simple fact: who the fuck picks on mommybloggers? It's so much easier to make fun of retards. Retards like VA.

At this rate, VA will only appeal to the creepy old man demographic with the mommybashing. How will she attract hip young superstars like me if all she talks about is selling houses and teaching morals? My demographic demands shit jokes. Or porn.

Reason six: VA stands for Virginia, which is stupid. At least MTC stands for something awesome like "Myroid-Type Comics" or "Massive Tit Carnival". Ever been to an MTC? They rule.

Reason seven: VA wants equality. Who would want to live in a world where men clean the house and women could drive and vote? I wouldn't.

Reason eight: Violent Acres is a guy. Wait, shit, I said that one already. Guess the list is over.

There you have it. If you still think Violent Acres rules in any way, just remember that if you're ever alone with him he'll take your b-hole virginity without impunity then call you Sweetney or something.

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