March 16: New Article: Myroid's thoughts about Flash games.

March 15: Kongregate. Kongregate is a game site that gives me money for putting my games on there. I like money. Get me more money by going there and voting 5s on my games.

March 13: Imagination Land! At CollegeHumor.com they're holding a contest for the most creative/imaginative MS paint image. Creative/Imaginative basically means "random", so here's my entry:

That DVD is practically mine.

March 2: Fuck it (Updated) I posted an update earlier crying about how much making games sucks. I'm over it now, and am pretty much going with "fuck it" in the other direction: might as well finish the damn thing, I'm already into it. Fuck it.

If you want to check out what was made of it so far, you can check it out here.

February 10: Celebrating Millie's birthday with a new website! The new Millie Megavolte website is complete. You can now go there for everything Millie.

There will be new comics soon.

February 10: Happy Birthday, Millie! February 10th is Millie's Birthday! A year ago the first game, Millie and the Stolen Sword, was submitted to Newgrounds and posted on this site.

In other news, the Millie site still isn't ready, but it's getting there.

February 9: Millie's website and new comics! Over the next few days I'll be moving everything Millie Megavolte from MTC to the brand new Millie Megavolte website, http://www.milliemegavolte.com. I wouldn't bother going there unless you want to see Millie stark fucking naked.

Now that you're disappointed I'll continue.

With the move of the stuff, I'll also be starting some new stuff on MTC. I'll start up the lame WoW comics again, write some new articles nobody reads, and maybe even launch a new comic strip! Stay tuned.

P.S.: Hey WoW nerds, the new 2.4 patch is on the Public Test Realm. Go check out the patch notes.

February 7: New article. Fuck AotS.

February 3: New designs at the MTC Shop! There are new designs for the overpriced crap at the MTC shop including the Pedo Head and Millie Megavolte. Go check it out.

January 31: Contact Millie Megavolte! Now that she's back from her latest adventure, Millie is ready to share with everyone the stories of her adventures--and to connect with friends!

First off, she's started her own MySpace page! I took a look at it and apparently she keeps a blog as well!

Also, Millie has an e-mail address if you're not into the whole MySpace thing. She'll answer all your questions you may have--just send her a message at milliemegavolte@myroidtypecomics.com.

January 30: Poetry. Did you know that Kilzek wrote a love song for Millie? It was even performed by the Myroid-Type Comics Band without lyrics so Kilzek could sing it live for her. We recently got in touch with Kilzek and he gave us a copy of the poem he wrote. He didn't say how well it went.

January 29: WoW Comic #121. Today's WoW comic:

January 18: Myroid-Type Comics gets banned again. So I was looking through my website statistics and saw this gem in there. Seeing as they have a Bible verse as their motto or whatever, I can only assume that they're a fundamentalist Christian group and a danger to everyone.

On the serious side, I've come to realize that there are a lot of younger surfers out there that have taken a liking to the website and the Millie Megavolte stuff. In fact, the guy who sent in the latest fan art submission told me he was only 11 years old! I hate to be a huge homo, but kids, your parents probably don't want you looking at the stuff here. I'm not your dad unless a DNA test proves otherwise though, so do what you want and keep sending me fan mail--you can handle it. Public service anouncement over.

Upon further investigation, apparently people use Covenant Eyes primarily as a porn filter. What the hell? This is the second time MTC has been slammed with "UR A PR0N SITE LOL". Aside from "fuck" appearing a bunch of times, there's nothing here that can be considered pornography. If you can successfully convince me otherwise, I'll buy you an MTC t-shirt of your choice.

January 17: Adventure Mode: Complete! Adventure Mode is now complete, and so the first Millie Megavolte game in its entirety is complete. Huzzah! Go play it.

Adventure Mode is complete!

As for the future of Millie, there's going to be another game. There's going to be voice actors this time too, but that's about all there is to say about it. If there's anything you'd like to see or suggest for the next game, send me an e-mail.

January 16: Steamy! After Kilzek whips Ulzar's ass in Part 3: The Rescue, it's time to go back home for Kilzek and Millie.

On the way, however, things get a little... steamy:

There's about to be some interracial lovin'.

Did Kilzek buy a Love Potion from Megavitamin with his leftover gold? Is Millie not completely oblivious after all?

Well fuck you. You'll just have to play the game to find out! Update: The movie is online.

January 14: Money, money, money! Check out the best $15 you ever spent: The Myroid-Type Comics DVD! Read about it here.

The front cover of the DVD jacket.

January 12: New desktop backgrounds. There are a slew of new desktop backgrounds including ones of Millie, Kilzek, Megavitamin, and Demon Millie.

January 12: Another losing submission for sure! Here's my last attempt at Blizzard's comic contest:

I swear to god they have a million of these that stop at the second panel.

January 12: Questioned sexuality! I saw this on a comment site for another website and it was the funniest thing I ever read:

"I mean [Myroid's comic's] subject is too narrow. Need to be a WoW freak to enjoy. (And [a] latent homosexual, I guess... with all the gay jokes and all.)"

I looked back over the WoW comics and found that there are a grand total of 8 gay jokes give or take two, so roughly 7% of my comics are gay jokes. 7% hardly merits needing to be a closet homo.

January 11: Adventure Mode updated! Adventure Mode has been updated with the new movie "Enter Kilzek" and action sequence "Part 3: The Rescue". The infamous "Netherstorm" (now the Broken Fields) level has been made easier, so go nuts.

All that's left to finish for Adventure Mode is the next movie "Amallah's Posession" which explains a lot of the unexplained anomalies in Millie 4, such as who the Death Priestess really is, what Demon Millie really is, and other tidbits. After that is the remake of Millie 4, which will be updated to contain an extra level along with the exciting and astonishing climactic ending to the first Millie Megavolte game.

January 4: The future of Adventure Mode. Although there were a few more parts planned for the game, Millie Megavolte (1) will come to a conclusion with the remake of Millie and the Death Priestess.

Spoilers: After fighting the Death Priestess and the first fight with Ulzar, players will venture into the Death Priestess' Tower for an extra level. After the new level, players will fight Ulzar a second time. Ulzar is dealt a fatal blow and is killed. End of the first game. End of spoilers.

I want to end the first game as quickly as possible to start off with a new slate for Millie Megavolte Adventure, the next game. The pacing of the game will be faster than the first, with more emphasis on platforming mechanics and smoother movement. Better graphics, animation, and effects would be great too but I'm not that talented.

I should be finishing up Adventure Mode within the next few weeks, so stick around.

January 3: New article. Check out what I did in Hawaii.

December 24: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from MTC! Happy Holidays and all that. I'm going on vacation and won't be back until January. I would've drawn something, but I'm too fucking tired--my plane leaves in a few hours.

December 22: Saving is here, go nuts. Saving is available now for Adventure Mode, so go and play without fear of having to go through all of it again when more parts arrive.

December 22: Saving and a French Millie. I have a working save system working now for Adventure Mode, which should be up and ready to go sometime later today.

For you French-speaking players out there, I have someone working on a French translation of the game, which should be ready sometime in January. If you're fluent in a language other than English or French and you'd like to contribute, send me an e-mail so we can get some translation stuff going.

December 21: Adventure Mode is here! The first installment of Adventure Mode is here, which includes everything up to Millie and the Ice Wizard. Go play it with the link above.

December 14: Status report. One of the reasons Adventure Mode is taking so long is because animating five minutes of movie takes an incredibly long time, even for something as retarded as Millie Megavolte dialogue. That being said, I've already completed two movies and am now working on remaking Millie and the Frost Mage.

Hopefully I'll have everything done and ready by Chirstmas. That'll be my present to you, and everyone knows a present from Myroid is worth... uh... a lot.

Yet another obscure reference in a Myroid-Type Game!

December 11: Wow. Just... wow. So I was browsing through my stats today and came across this gem. For those of you at work who don't want to explain it to your boss before he hands you a pink slip, it's a Google search for "how to get girls to shit on dicks"... and apparently my Self-Help article is the second result.

Way to go, New Jersey!

December 9: Oh, guy humor... Surprise!

The newest WoW comic. Read more here!

December 8: Millie and the Stolen Sword Revisited. For Adventure Mode to be a smooth playing experience, the older games had to be reworked, such as new music, more consistant graphics, and other minor things. The first remake on the chopping block is Millie and the Stolen Sword:

December 7: Fan art page. There's now a section dedicated to fan art and other submitted materials. Go check it out.

December 6: New Fan Art! After perusing my many fan e-mails, I came across the following gems. The first was apparently drawn by a child:

Submitted by Johnny
I think Millie is being attacked by some vomit.

This second one came from an e-mail written completely in gibberish. At first I didn't want to post it because it goes against all my principles, but I thought it was kind of cool:

Submitted by Mr. Jibberish
I think the squiggles translate to "Myroid is Awesome".

That's it for today. If you have some fan art or other Millie-related stuff you want to submit, make sure you send it on to Myroid@myroidtypecomics.com.

December 5: Accounts to be deleted soon. With the launch of the Millie Megavolte Adventure Mode soon, I'm afraid that I'm going to be wiping all accounts as a part of the launch. Instead of a username, I'm going to ask you to sign up with an e-mail address so I can contact you for whatever reason. No spam at all, just things like if you need your password back, if you've won a contest, other stuff. Thanks for understanding.

December 4: Meet Bitey! If someone like Millie had a pet, what would it be? Answer: Bitey.

He's totally a fucking wolf.

Unlike some other famous pets, Bitey doesn't fuck around. He's 100% wolf and 103% awesome with a 3% margin of error. Stay tuned to MTC so that you can catch Bitey in his super-sweet role in the upcoming Millie Megavolte Adventure Mode.

November 30: New Art. Here's a piece of art from the upcoming Adventure Mode section of the website: Millie asleep.

Awww, how cute.

Don't forget that with the launch of Adventure Mode is the new contest, so keep playing!

November 29: Adventure Mode and contest coming soon. After I'm done celebrating the launch of Millie 4 with lots of unprotected midget sex and cheap cocaine, I'll be working on getting Adventure Mode set up on the website. Also, to add another item to my future suicide note, I'm going to be holding another contest. The rules are simple: Play through Adventure Mode to Millie 4 and get the highest score you can. Alternatively, beat the game on the highest difficulty you can. Megavolte Mode scores will be valued above others.

For prizes, the top five players will get a free MTC T-shirt. The top three players will also get a personalized, hand-drawn picture of your favorite Millie Megavolte character, autographed and everything. The best Millie player will get a colored picture and possibly a cash prize, plus the notoriety of being the best at something so awesome as Millie Megavolte 4.

To even play Adventure Mode, you'll need to create a Myroid-Type Save Slot over there on the right. When Adventure Mode is set up, your account will save all your progress, along with your highest scores.

Millie 4 is tough--get to practicing! Make sure you tell your friends to play so that you can prove you're better than they are. The contest will end sometime in January, or possibly sooner if there's enough interest or five people somehow manage to beat the game on Expert difficulty with Megavolte Mode turned on.

November 28, 2007: New Millie Article: Millie Megavolte Fun Facts. Has stupid shit like concept art and the like.

November 28, 2007: News of Fail: Millie 4 fails!

November 26th, 2007: Millie Megavolte 4 is here!

Click here to play Millie 4!

November 26th, 2007: Another update. I should have the game done within an hour or two. I still need to throw together the Millie site though, so that'll delay me another hour or two. But it'll be on Newgrounds within the next five hours. Hopefully.

November 26th, 2007: Almost there... When will the suspense end?

Oh Death Priestess, you're so mysterious.

November 26th, 2007: Let the countdown begin! I'm still working on Millie 4. I swear to Satan I'll have it done today, but I might not be able to get it online until tonight or maybe even tomorrow because of the Millie site launch and all that.

November 25th, 2007: More dots! More dots! More... screenshots? Here's a quick screenshot of all the fun you're not having right now:

See that spider? Millie fucked its shit UP!

November 24th, 2007: Lag problems. Taken from the Millie 4 Stuff page:

With the release planned for only two days away, the growing lag problem in the game is starting to bother me. The second level, Shimmerpetal Forest, only runs smoothly when run on Low quality. Here's the apparently super-intensive background in high quality:

Pretty, huh?

Looks like I need to L2P with Flash and do some research on performance.

November 22nd, 2007: Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! As for a small update on Millie 4 and the site, I'm still working on them. Millie 4 is starting to look really sweet--the wait will have been worth it. Hopefully. Also, I put somewhere here that it would be done December 3rd, but I fucked up the date; I meant November 26th. I'll try to have Millie 4 done by then, but I can't say for sure about the website.

November 19th: 2007: New article: FREE FREE OMG FREE.

November 18th, 2007: Website coming along. Most of next week will be devoted to piecing together the new Millie Megavolte website and remaking the previous games. The game and website will (hopefully) launch Monday, December 3rd becaue of Thanksgiving, Black Friday (or whatever), and the like. In the meantime, check out a screenshot from the website's development:

A sign in screen! How exciting!

November 16th, 2007: Possible delay? I've decided that I won't have Millie 4 sponsored. This basically means that when the game is done, I can launch it whenever the hell I want to.

However, I'm going to launch Millie 4 (standalone) and the Millie Megavolte website at the same time. The reason I do this is because I'm going to submit the standalone version of Millie 4 to Newgrounds. The Millie games have done reasonably well and the last two have gotten Front Page. If the newest one manages to make it, that's at least 30,000 free chances to advertise the new Millie Megavolte site. Cool, huh?

When the game is getting towards done, I might open up a Sneak Peek to those with a Myroid-Type Save Slot. When the site launches though, I'm going to remove mostly everything having to do with Millie from MTC.

November 15th, 2007: New Costume! From the Millie 4 Stuff page. Demon Millie has had a costume change! I felt the thong-and-top thing was a little too revealing for Millie's character, so I made a new one that's more... cute? Check it out:

I'm sure Millie would prefer this one.

November 12th, 2007: Release date? I'm hoping to have Millie 4 done by the 23rd, which is next Friday. I have someone working on some alternate music, so that might push it back a little. Other than that, the game is mostly coded and I just have to slap together two more levels. Also:

November 9th, 2007: Login system testing. Everything seems to be working hunky-dory now with the login user base thing over there to the right. Make sure you create a Save Slot--you might get something special when the Millie Megavolte website launches.

November 8th, 2007: Script testing soon. Within the next few days I'm going to be testing some experimental stuff for the new Millie Megavolte website here. The good news is, I need your guys' help to do it. It's mostly to help me teach myself back-end programming junk, so it'll be polls and other dumb things.

November 5th, 2007: New song. Listen to the Myroid-Type Comics Band perform a new song from Millie Megavolte 4, the Priestess' Tower Theme.

November 5th, 2007: Millie 4 Stuff updated. Info about PWN abilities.

November 4th, 2007: Site Update. The MTC site has been updated to look prettier. After some thinking, I've decided to not abandon the MTC website. The Millie website is still planned, so stay tuned for updates.

By the way, if any of you out there reading this are fluent in a language other than English, send me an e-mail. I'd love to have the Millie site available in all sorts of languages. Ones that would be totally sweet to have are Spanish, Korean, and Japanese. Thanks.