Are you a man? Do you want to feel better about yourself? Here's the quick and easy way to do it: question the sexuality of every male around you. Seriously. There's nothing more dominant and funny than accusing another man of smoking pole or taking it up the shit pipe.
I don't know if it's because we're a bunch of immature jackasses or what, but the guild I play with on World of Warcraft is one big gay joke. In fact, one of the greatest times we've ever had was masquerading another player and coming out of the closet.
[Guild][Myroid]: heh
[Guild][Myroid's Buddy]: Hey guys, I'm totally gay.
[Guild][Myroid's Buddy]: lol haxx!!
[Guild][Some Guy]: LOL
[Guild][Other Dude]: zomg myroid is my hero
After that display, I was promoted to guild master. True story. If you're reading this and not giggling like an idiot, get off my website.
However, not all is well. A lot of killjoys out there tend to express the opinion that the overuse of gay jokes is representative of latent homosexuality. This argument is destroyed by simply pointing out that the only thing gayer about gay jokes is being gay about them. Multiple meanings for the win! I mean, come on. I'm not gay. In fact, the porn I'm downloading right now has only one guy in it, and he's porking a chick. Thusly, not gay.
I've also had the unfortunate experience of coming into contact with men who think accusing other men of swabbing the poop deck with his cock is not only not funny, but offensive.
Read that again. Offensive.
You know what buddy? I don't care if you're gay. Nobody does, and if they do, they're probably not the type of people you'd want to complain to. If you think it's offensive that I call my friends gay, eat me. Then again, don't eat me. I don't swing that way, as exemplified by this diagram:
