Attack of the Show, or AotS as how they like to call themselves, is a shitfest of a show that appears on the G4 channel on most TV packages. "But Myroid," you ask. "Why is AotS such a festering pile of crap?" Let me tell you.
This is every episode of AotS ever:
Douchebag: Random computer product name.
Oblivious Whore: Oh yeah, I heard about random computer product name.
Douchebag: It's got lots of features. (Flashes shit-eating grin)
Oblivious Whore: (non-sequitur about something she did the other day)
Douchebag: Oh yeah?
Oblivious Whore: (Continues non-sequitur)
Douchebag and Oblivious Whore slap fight
Douchebag: Oh shit, it's time for a commercial.
That's some fucking great TV right there. If you've ever wondered why most shows aren't taped live, tune into an episode of Attack of the Show. It's nothing but two actors with terrible chemistry talking about what they did the other day and stumbling around the set trying to be hip. Sometimes they show pictures of computer stuff and the audience goes ape shit.
I must confess that I don't have much room to talk about the show as I've never watched a whole episode--it's so horribly bad I can't help but change the channel to make them shut the fuck up about nothing. Here's my challenge to you: if you think I'm wrong, try watching an episode yourself. You'll see what I mean.
What spurred this whole article was something I saw today as it was ending: They have a part of the show called "Epic Fail" which is of course fairly ironic in itself. For today's "Epic Fail", they had a video of a gay cop faggoting all over a suspect to get him to talk. I chuckled, as gay jokes are funny.
However, as soon as the video ended, I was met with icy stares from Douchebag and Oblivious Whore. "Creators of this video--don't make another one." All hail Douchebag and Oblivious Whore, share with us your endless knowledge of entertainment as you have such a great show yourselves.
