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Annoyances

I'm losing my goddamn mind.

I've been doing a lot of surfing recently, keeping tabs on Millie, the website, and the like. I've also been feeling my blood pressure increase because of all the little annoyances on the internet.

First off, about Millie 3. I realize Netherstorm is tough. I wanted it to be hard. When shit suddenly goes from blinding easy to somewhat challenging, don't cry about it. Learn to play the game better. I died a lot in Netherstorm too, but that was because I was alpha testing the shit and I didn't want it to take forever. So I rushed and died. Take your fucking time in Netherstorm. Have patience. Don't forget to rub the tears from your eyes, they're probably obstructing your view.

Secondly, I hate the gaming community as a whole. Everything remotely related to fantasy is animé by default. What the fuck? I don't MIND animé or anything, but I just get tired of seeing it in EVERY FUCKING ONLINE RPG THERE IS. The same goes for fan artists who bastardize everything into characters with huge, bubbly eyes. You know what? I changed my mind. Fuck animé and everything it stands for. I can't overstate how much I've grown to hate the drawing style. It's EVERYWHERE. Put a stop to it, draw like an American should for chrissake: with round eyes.

An ad that pisses me off and ties in at the same time is the whole Zwinky thing. It's a retarded word, the cartoons are ugly as sin, and dress-up games are stupid to begin with. You want me to create my own Zwinky, motherfucker? Here's my goddamn Zwinky:


Myroid's Zwinky.

Finally, there's the dating site ads that say "HEY [CITY NAME]! FIND AN EASY SLUT NEAR YOU AND FUCK HER A FEW TIMES THEN BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS! NOW!" These ads would work if not for the fugly people they use as models. Indianapolis has some ugly-ass people living in it.

Ah, that's better. I feel slightly less like hanging myself now.

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